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PostSubject: Spec, I bought you something special...   Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:27 pm



Not built to scale of course, but it's modeled after my own genitalia, right down to the rich mahogony scrotum. I hope you like it and play it often.

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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:40 pm

That's exciting. Is this that "replacement" for my obsession with your nutsack you were discussing with me?

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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:47 pm

Beer "Rich Mahogany Scrotum" would be a great name for a band.

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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:41 pm

Fat Freddy wrote:
Beer "Rich Mahogany Scrotum" would be a great name for a band.

Or in honor of our recently departed Mr. Rourke..
"Rich Corinthian Scrotum"

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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:44 pm

How's the tone?
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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:02 pm

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How's the tone?

Beautiful. Like a chorus of angels. Much like the sound I get from my own testicles when the wife strikes them with a tuning fork. I know it's weird and I feel a little ashamed for admitting it to strangers on a message board, but it's just a little thing we do to keep us entertained. She gives them a tap and I shout out "Every time my balls chime, an angel gets it's wings". Then we share a hearty laugh and enjoy some cake or pie. Schmopo, you're young. But someday you'll understand. You find all sorts of ways to keep the marriage fresh.

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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:10 pm

That is funny as fuckin shit. LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:30 am

I see it gave him enough balls to use capital letters in his name Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:15 pm

SpectreFate wrote:
That is funny as fuckin shit. LOL

I just can't imagine that fuckin shite can be very funny. Masturbating with a grater, perhaps.... fuckin shite; NOPE!
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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:28 pm

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"Every time my balls chime, an angel gets it's wings".


lol! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Spec, I bought you something special...   Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:29 pm

Friday goofiness and stream of consciousness when typing can be a funny thing or a horrible disaster. Glad it was the former and not the latter.

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